Apparently someone wasn’t too pleased with my face.

It’s not like I have an irregular period or anything. My shit is normally on point. 

But I haven’t even had any sex recently either. I’m starting to doubt myself like, “Or did I have sex?” No, of course not. I mean, he kinda rubbed his shit against mine but unfortunately that was it.

At this point I’m thinking either he has super sperm or I’m virgin Mary. I haven’t decided yet.