I can't concentrate on YOU with HIM on my mind.
I hate texting someone an important question and...
Anon's be trippin'
My mother and father were having a discussion...
My father was telling me that when you love someone, you should never give them all of your heart. My mother told him that the thought of that was just preposterous. That when you truly love someone you should give them all of you, not just half of you. But my father kept on saying how it’s bad to love someone with all that you have. That you should always save a bit of that love for...
The more I think about going on a diet, the more I...
"who gives a fuck about being a little...
krisibaby: justvent07: -fabricatedself-portrait
It's funny how Osama Bin Laden been hiding for 7...
buttermynuts: (via itsmayasworld)
Nothing says "I love you"
takenothing: simonefiasco: craig-christ: like taking your index and middle fingers to your partners vagina and then smearing it on your face in a war paint like fashion. I’m going to do it and it will be in the same pattern as a Spartan war helmet. … wait what? lmaoo
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What's a good website to go to watch movies...
I want to watch Inception :|
This nigga called me and I got so freaking excited. I was all outta breath and speechless. I was contemplating on whether I should pick up or not because he was obviously gonna tell that my voice sounded all stupid. Sounding like I just got back from a jog or some shit. I’m so stupid. It was nice hearing his voice though.
Texting something you’re scared of saying. Being nervous as fuck as you wait for the reply. Then when they text back they say, “What?” ‘Cause they didn’t understand what you said. Fuck it. I am so not repeating it. Fuck it.
No, Mom. I go to Hogwarts.
Mom: So are you ready for school tomorrow?
Me: What? I don't start tomorrow. I start Wednesday.
Mom: What are you talking about?
Me: September 1st is when I start, Mom.
Mom: No. Stop being silly. I'm waking you up at six tomorrow.
Me: Why? The train doesn't leave until eleven.
Mom: What train? Stop being ridiculous. You're scaring me. Now did you get all your supplies?
Me: No. I have almost everything, but I still need my owl. Will you pick it up for me?
Mom: Cindy, I'm serious. Quit.
Me: Mom. I'm scared.
Mom: Oh, honey! Why?
Me: .... What if they put me in Slytherin?
Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM.
gandalfthablack asked: Aim? You got it? Give it.
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